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My Apple Review

“That’s What SHE Said!”

This joke is juvenile, terrible and stupid. It’s not even funny. OK, sometimes it is! Especially when it’s in this context. I noticed a trend in user reviews on Apple’s new Lightning to USB cables (required for the iPhone5). I made this review, Apple  approved it and now it is the “most useful” review of this product on the site. Currently 1,275 of 1,411 people think it’s “useful” 🙂

USB to Lightning Cable Review by Keith Hopkin

You can rate my review on Apple here if you’d like.
Update 10/31/2012: Looks like Apple removed my review. Oh well!

That’s What She Said Written by Keith H from Brooklyn Sep 28, 2012 The only review you need to read. (Quotes from other user reviews) “No more fumbling in the dark – it just slides right in the right way every time.” That’s what she said. “I like that it’s smaller. That’s nice. However, it is still way too short. Way too short.” That’s what she said. “However, it all comes down to how you use it.” That’s what she said. “It’s SMALLER and doesn’t get stuck.” That’s what she said. “…until I caught it in the zipper of my briefcase.” That’s what she said. “This is great because it is also reversible and fits in the much better. It slides in great and stays in there perfect.” That’s what she said.

 

Update: Looks like it ended up on a site dedicated to ridiculous reviews.

http://www.uhpinions.com/apple-lightning-to-usb-cable/

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